Thursday, August 28, 2008

right action

A person cannot do right in one department of life whilst attempting to do wrong in another department. Life is one indivisible whole.
~Gandhi

Sunday, August 24, 2008

effectiveness

If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.
~unknown

Thursday, August 21, 2008

yesterday

Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.
~Cherokee proverb

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

small actions

We must not, in trying to think about how we can make a big difference, ignore the small daily differences we can make which, over time, add up to big differences that we often cannot foresee.
~Marian Wright Edelman

Monday, August 18, 2008

mistake

Even a mistake may turn out to be the one thing necessary to a worthwhile achievement.
~Henry Ford

Friday, August 15, 2008

countdown to Jim Gaffigan on 8/16



They recently invented the breakfast hot pocket, FINALLY. I can’t think of a better way to start the day; Good morning... you’re about to call in sick. Now I can have a Hot Pocket for breakfast, a Hot Pocket for lunch, and be DEAD by dinner.
~Jim Gaffigan

Thursday, August 14, 2008

countdown to Jim Gaffigan on 8/16

There is the vegetarian Hot Pocket for those of us who don't want to eat meat, but would still like diarrhea.
~Jim Gaffigan

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

countdown to Jim Gaffigan on 8/16

I'm not a strict vegetarian. I do eat beef and pork. But not fish 'cause that's disgusting! How do you know when fish goes bad, it still smells like fish?! 'Hey this smells like a dumpster, lets eat it!
~Jim Gaffigan

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

countdown to Jim Gaffigan on 8/16

Pie can’t compete with cake. Put candles in a cake, it’s a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, and somebody’s drunk in the kitchen.
~Jim Gaffigan

Monday, August 11, 2008

enjoy

Some people are making such thorough preparation for rainy days that they aren't enjoying today's sunshine.
~William Feather

Sunday, August 10, 2008

location, location, location

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
~Stephen Wright

Thursday, August 7, 2008

future

You can never plan the future by the past.
~Edmund Burke

Friday, August 1, 2008

kind

Be kinder than necessary because everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.